In my mind this would be perfect. The only issue I can see is that it might be hard to get a realdoll lanky enough, but maybe a bit of stretching will do it.
Start a gofundme for taping a tablet to a realdoll for Bryan's telepresence at Bad Voltage Live Europe
This thought may have already occurred to us at Bad Voltage Global Headquarters
I have a pile of shrapnel I’d gladly throw at making it happen.
Teddy Lunduke - kinda has a charm to it.