Stuart: Diaspora
Just for the pleasure of hearing this word again.
Bryan and Jeremy: Aluminium & carburetor
Jono and Stuart: Our Kid
Wow, this is going to be one tough poem to writeā¦ 
Jono: Kale
Bryan: Unlinuxy
Aq: Watermelonesque
Jeremy: pseudo-perpendicular
Aq: Coxsackie (as in the virus that causes Hand, Hoof and Mouth disease).
Bryan: Erotographomania.
Jeremy: Autagonistophilia.
Jono: Bryan
Bryan: Jono
Jeremy: Stuart
Stuart: humble
@jonobacon taste
@bryanlunduke love
@jeremy answers
@sil compassion
Thanks to me, Bacon now has taste, Bryan has love, Jeremy has answers, and Stuart has compassion.
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bryan: ElementaryOS
Bawsack.
Heid.
Dobber.
Mandible.
Scunner.
Minger.
Stramash.
Furckleknuckle.
Numpty.
Dude, read the instructionsā¦you need to specify which words are for which presenters. 
Aq: Bawsack.
Bryan: Heid.
Jeremy: Dobber.
Jono: Mandible.
Aq: Scunner.
Bryan: Minger.
Jeremy: Stramash.
Jono: Furckleknuckle.
All: Numpty.
OK folks, the deadline for submitting words for use in the poetry competition has passed. Predictably, you are all arseholes.
You can hear the poems on the next show which is released on Thursday.
Here are the words for each person:
Bryan
- steatopygic
- Unlinuxy
- Erotographomania
- Jono
- love
- ElementaryOS
- Heid
- Minger
- Numpty
Jeremy
- gongoozler
- pseudo-perpendicular
- Autagonistophilia
- Stuart
- answers
- Dobber
- Stramash
- Numpty
Stuart
- prestidigitation
- floccinaucinihilipilification
- Diaspora
- Watermelonesque
- Coxsackie
- humble
- compassion
- Bawsack
- Scunner
- Numpty
Jono
- Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
- mammothrept
- Kale
- Bryan
- taste
- Mandible
- Furckleknuckle
- Numpty
Not all of us where arseholes. 
Poem written. You guys will be crushed.
Not a freaking chance.
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Just a heads up gents:
I know it wasnāt mandatory that our given words rhyme,
but Iām letting the three of you know now, to give you some time.
Iāve used them to rhyme, Iāve risen the bar.
Because rhyming words of your choosing is elementary and doesnāt make you a star.
Now, of course, Iām not saying that you all have to follow;
But if you donāt you risk your entry sounding fatuous and hollow.
I hope this unforeseen challenge doesnāt incite any rage.
@jeremy drops the mic, and then walks off the stage.
ājeremy
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@jonobacon, @bryanlunduke, @jeremy, @sil
I would like to offer my rhyming talents to the highest bidder. Just an example:
There once was a man,
who lived inā¦ an area
That gave out bits of wisdom each day.
People didnāt mind,
to stand in a ā¦row
To hear the wise things he wouldā¦tell them.
Okay, now let the bidding begin. 
$0.