@oldgeek Kansas sounds nice
I was in the pub a few weeks ago and my mate said that where he works one of his colleges ACTUALLY belives in a flat Earth! ARRRRGGGHHHH
She said “Oh so your a round Earther” (she wasn’t pulling his leg)
I felt sorry for my friend, like how, can you, I mean how curvature of the ugghhh but a flat Earth???
So, the Earth is round and Kansas is flat. This leads me to a new, radical theory.
Ever push a cart that has a flat spot on a wheel? Makes the whole cart go thunk, thunk. What if…
The Earth is rolling through the fabric of space/time. As it’s rolling, there’s that flat spot. The whole Earth goes thunk. Do you realize what that would mean? Earthquakes have nothing to do with the shifting tectonic plates and fault lines. Rather, it’s all because of Kansas!
OOHHH, I should be expecting a Nobel prize for this one. 