This i because you love elementary and just cant wait to either just use elementary and android, or you just cant wait to jump into being an apple fan with apple phones, and only osx on your mac!
I think it has something to do with the law of unintended consequences. Even though the links may be tenuous, they may have been strong enough for that provocative pic of you swinging on that big ball to affect.
Please respect our code of conduct which is simple: don't be a dick.