@jonobacon, @bryanlunduke, @jeremy, @sil
I would like to offer my rhyming talents to the highest bidder. Just an example:
There once was a man,
who lived in....... an area
That gave out bits of wisdom each day.
People didn't mind,
to stand in a .....row
To hear the wise things he would.....tell them.
Okay, now let the bidding begin.