Sorry but Lyrics, For the aged hackers amongst us:
(Tune: Black Sabbath, Paranoid)
Finished with my modem 'cause it wouldn’t let me get get online,
People think I’m insane because I am dialling all the time,
All day long I keep on dialling never seem to get on line,
Think I’ll lose my dial-up if I don’t find a server soon.
Can you help me, can you occupy my time?