After listening to the segment, one has tasked an SAS kill squad to deal with Ms. Hawthorn's abysmal pronunciation of the words one submitted.
(... and breaking character for a second, all four of you fuckers can go fuck yourselves, especially you, Aq, for egregious usage of "jock" anyway ...)
One has accepted one's fate with humble humility
It shall be executed to the best of one's ability
One ponders the venom towards suggesting "heid"
It's constant usage in Scotland is noted indeed
And while not wanting to make this message too circular
You'll find it used often in So I Married an Axe Murderer
So happily one finds oneself punished, yet feted
With luck after one's reign, one hopes one shan't be hated
But one thing is certain, should one finally meet you all
Bryan and Aq shall receive swift kicks to their balls
PS Jono will get a smack about the head for the flag shit